So, what did you and my father talk about?
I don't want to tell you. I'm uncomfortable.
You're uncomfortable? This must be bad.
You've never been uncomfortable in your life.
Is it drugs? Cancer? Oh! Did he fall in love in prison?
I'll be fine with it. You can tell me.
When we had money, I was very active in the Park Avenue straights for gay doormen alliance.
Is this some kind of weird gang, or did a game just let out?
Max, come on. Tell me.
Fine, the woman's gonna say your father has a small...
Sir, your vuvuzela is very loud, and very 2010.
My father has a what?
He has a small...
Seriously, the game's over. And how on earth you have a wedding ring is beyond me.
What is she gonna say about him? I can't hear you!
She's going to say... your father has a small penis!
He thought it'd be less awkward if I told you. Was it?
I can't believe that Sandra Rosenthal woman. There's another lie.
Why, have you seen it?
No, I haven't seen it! I never want to see it.
Have you seen your father's penis?
If I did, it was waving good-bye.